im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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