He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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