Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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