Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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