The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think I sprained my soul last night
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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