what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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