3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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