Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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