wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why do cheetos always look like penises
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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