WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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