office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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