i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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