i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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