in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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