Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
