Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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