like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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