therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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