Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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