Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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