Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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