So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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