so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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