just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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