Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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