: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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