I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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