I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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