So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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