it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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