I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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