We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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