glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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