okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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