Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
