I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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