dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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