new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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