Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
