We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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