I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
