She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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