You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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