Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
my liver is dry heaving
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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