Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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