I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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