So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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