So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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