i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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