Its about making memories worth repressing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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