You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hate all girls vehemently.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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