can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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