When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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