so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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