how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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