Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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